Devoushka Power

I have been tagged by Little Miss Moi to list the eight most random things devoushki do to exert their devoushka power on the street.

Here's my random list. Remember this is random, like a train wreck with phosphorus spilling out, traveling to heated areas and bursting into random flames........

I can wear my crocheted lime green dress with daisy centers and large loop holes between the flowers so that you can see the two smallish obviously washed too many times and now gray triangles that almost cover my breasts and not even bother to cover my also washed too many times grayish underwear and you can't wear this dress power......(I apologize to my readers for not having my camera with me. This was an amazing act of devoushka power.)

I am wearing a thong and have three inches of assets to prove it power

I am wearing stilettos and am stomping my way to power

I don't see you, you don't exist because I am all so more cool than you power

Drop the purple, rhinestone glove and wait expectantly for the three nearest men in my vicinity to pick it up and hand it back to me power.

The power boob shove. Usually used by babushki on the metro. They are ex-devoushki who still want to use their devoushki power from the old days.

I have power to stop Kyiv traffic when I cross the street power.

Please turn all eyes on me power. (This power is usually used by devoushki while wearing their most flamboyant and stylish clothes and walking on the arm of their man of the moment down the center of Kreshatik.)