COOL DEVOUSHKA MORAL CODE: Cool devoushki have morals. It is up to them to keep the flag of good raised high in this hard world.
SUBTLE COMPETITION: Normal, healthy devoushki competition that happens on the playing field when the man, territory or situation is fair grounds for the taking.
EVIL DEVOUSHKA ATTACK: This is an all out overt attack on you by an evil devoushka. It is ugly. Only one walks away.
SUBTLE SHOVING: This is the shoving that goes on when an evil devoushka wants to come between you and someone or something you have. (This is not to be confused with the Power Boob Shove of a Babushka but this is probably how the boob shove started out.)
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Saturday, July 21, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Devoushka Dictionary
Thus we begin our Devoushka dictionary.........terms we need to be familiar with!
"DEVOUSHKA PLAYING FIELD" : This is the field that you defend yourself on when another devoushka calls you to a devoushka duel. When a devoushka calls you to a duel you must defend your honor or lose face. If you lose face, your entire reputation as a devoushka could be destroyed forever..
"EVIL TEENAGE DEVOUSHKA" : This is a teenage girl who enters into devoushkahood somewhere between the ages of 12 and 18. The 24th chromosome develops and suddenly perfume, low cut blouses, and hair dying starts. This is when sexual posing begins. They are usually evil because they have not had good role modeling and in their stress to become a real devoushka, they rush around in a flurry trying to steal every one's boyfriends and making a mess of everyone's lives. Some never grow out of this behavior. Don't take them lightly. They have been known to steal 35 year old men from women, chew them up and spit them out bloodied. They can do a lot of damage and must be handled carefully. The evil ones have a nasty bite.
"DEVOUSHKA ASSETS" : Every devoushka knows that low self esteem is not an option in her self image. Therefore you figure out your best physical assets and show them off whether it's a good figure or lovely fingernails.
"COOL DEVOUSHKA": A woman who never looses her composure no matter what is going on around her and no matter who is stomping on her territory. This is not just superficial cool, this is coolness from the depths of a woman's soul. This is is the real deal.
"PADROOGA" : Russian for female friend. This is the devoushka's best friend. This is a rare find and she is a jewel. She is the type of woman who can flirt with your boyfriend and you won't be jealous because she would never steal him. She supports you unconditionally no matter what you go thru and gives you advice you can count on should you ever loose your "cool."
"DEVOUSHKA PLAYING FIELD" : This is the field that you defend yourself on when another devoushka calls you to a devoushka duel. When a devoushka calls you to a duel you must defend your honor or lose face. If you lose face, your entire reputation as a devoushka could be destroyed forever..
"EVIL TEENAGE DEVOUSHKA" : This is a teenage girl who enters into devoushkahood somewhere between the ages of 12 and 18. The 24th chromosome develops and suddenly perfume, low cut blouses, and hair dying starts. This is when sexual posing begins. They are usually evil because they have not had good role modeling and in their stress to become a real devoushka, they rush around in a flurry trying to steal every one's boyfriends and making a mess of everyone's lives. Some never grow out of this behavior. Don't take them lightly. They have been known to steal 35 year old men from women, chew them up and spit them out bloodied. They can do a lot of damage and must be handled carefully. The evil ones have a nasty bite.
"DEVOUSHKA ASSETS" : Every devoushka knows that low self esteem is not an option in her self image. Therefore you figure out your best physical assets and show them off whether it's a good figure or lovely fingernails.
"COOL DEVOUSHKA": A woman who never looses her composure no matter what is going on around her and no matter who is stomping on her territory. This is not just superficial cool, this is coolness from the depths of a woman's soul. This is is the real deal.
"PADROOGA" : Russian for female friend. This is the devoushka's best friend. This is a rare find and she is a jewel. She is the type of woman who can flirt with your boyfriend and you won't be jealous because she would never steal him. She supports you unconditionally no matter what you go thru and gives you advice you can count on should you ever loose your "cool."
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